Check or half check all that apply:

[x] You still own an entire zoo of stuffed animals.
[x] You frequently belch without saying ‘excuse me’ afterwards.
[x] You are generally shameless in public.
[x] If it glows in the dark, it’s automatically cool.
[x] You laugh whenever someone says anything related to toilet humor, i.e., poop, potty, diarrhea, etc.
[ ] You blush if someone mentions the scientific name for genitalia.
[ ] The frosting is still your favorite part of the cake.
[x] You still make ‘your mom’ jokes.
[ ] You think cooties exist.
[x] Overly gooshy kissing scenes in movies make you go “Eeeeew!”
[ ] You still have a ‘blankie’ or similar item of security.
[ ] You have ordered a kid’s meal within the last two years.
[ ] You often refrain from swearing in favor of using phrases like "poopface" and "butthead".
[x] You remember the original Pokemon theme song.
[ ] You still call your parents ‘Mommy’ or ‘Daddy’ (and not just when you’re sucking up to them.)
[x] You can quote more than one Dr. Seuss book. [EVIL ABRAHAM LINCOLN SEUSS~!]
[x] You punch people when you see a slug-bug.
[x] You can/have tried to burp the alphabet.
[x] Even the most minor accomplishments make you brag like hell.
[ ] You still think you should get a sticker when the doctor gives you a shot.
[x] You are older than twelve and you still trick-or-treat, even without a valid excuse. [FUCK YEAH RHINO]
[x] You still find yourself watching Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, etc.
[ ] You still jump into pools, lakes, oceans, etc., with your clothes still on and with no regard for anyone around you.
[x] You frequently have the urge to say, “That’s what she said!”
[x] You frequently DO say, “That’s what she said!”
[ ] You still express your superiority by going “Neener neener neeeeneeer!” (or similar.)
[ ] You still own (and wear) footy pajamas.
[x] You ride the grocery cart at the super market.
[ ] You still remember most of the lines from your favorite Disney movies.
[ ] Despite warnings from wiser individuals, you still want a pet monkey.
[ ] You still get excited if there’s a prize in your cereal box.
[x] When struggling to find a word, you sometimes substitute it with ‘thingy’, ‘doohicky’, ‘whatchamacallit’, or any variation of these.
[x] You still play on the sproingy animals at playgrounds.
[ ] You still express displeasure by screwing up your face and sticking out your tongue.
[x] In group photos, you hold up bunny ears behind peoples’ heads.
[x] You always dance to your favorite song, even if you’re in public or if your favorite song is stupid.
[x] You think Weird Al is really cool.
[ ] You still request a kid’s menu at restaurants just so that you can color stuff with crayons.
[ ] When someone is feeling down, you think that the best means of cheering them up is with a crude joke.
[x] You actually KNOW a few dead baby jokes (and tell them).
[ ] You have, at some point in your life, pantsed someone, or conspired to do so.
[x] You still pull pranks on people when they piss you off. [or for the lulz]
[x] You have finished the entire ‘99 Bottles of beer’ song more than once.
[x] You cheat at card games or board games but still pitch a fit when you catch someone else cheating.
[x] You go through magazines and draw mustaches and black teeth on all the models.
[ ] You’ve tried to crush a soda can on your head.
[x] You and your friends have a secret handshake or pact.
[ ] You rarely see any movies in theatres with a rating above PG-13 unless someone recommends it to you.
[x] You still think fart jokes are funny.
[ ] You make armpit noises when you get bored (or at least you try to.)
[ ] You frequently give people noogies.
[x] They’re not DOLLS, they’re ACTION FIGURES!
[ ] You actually tag people in these stupid memes.

Total:

How do you score? 30 out of 53

Less than 10: Ewww, you’re a boring adult!

11 - 20: Where’s your sense of humor? Eh, I guess there’s SOME hope for you.

21 - 31: Wow! You’re so young at heart! You’ve gotta be the most fun babysitter EVER!

32 - 42: Heh. The class clown. Can you give me some personal space now, please?

43 - 53: Um... I think you could stand to grow up a little bit…